Louise Gray has come up with a great idea for Spring/Summer 2011, readers: ditch the socks, and just paint your feet white instead! It’s genius, isn’t it? From a distance, everyone will think you’re just wearing regular old socks:
Well, they will assuming they’re not too distracted by the belly window in your dress, that is. Think of all the money you’ll save on hosiery, though!
And OK, sure, painting your feet every day will be a little more time consuming than just pulling on a pair of socks. It’ll be a LOT messier, too. (Remember to let your feet dry thoroughly before putting on your shoes, or walking barefoot!).
You’ll be reassured, however, by the certain knowledge that you’re at the very cutting edge of fashion. “Edgy”. “Bang on trend.” All of those other phrases fashion victims like to use. And that’s what really matters, after all, isn’t it?
Think it’ll catch on, readers? We’re going to guess “probably not”. Stranger things have happened in the wonderful world of fashion, though. Stranger things have happened…