What not to wear to a wedding. Or anywhere else.


Eyeball bleach! Eyeball bleach! Could someone please pass us the eyeball bleach? And the smelling salts? Maybe a stiff drink, while you're on your feet? Because this, readers? This is a wedding outfit. Or at least, it was found at an online bridal store, it's white, and there's a big hat, so you can draw your own conclusions.

It was sent in by South African reader Marisa (thanks, Marisa!) and if this is what the bride was wearing, God, wouldn't we just love to have some undercover officers at THAT wedding – if only to see the expression on the in-laws faces as those almost-naked breasts came down the aisle towards them!

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