The last Urban Outfitters fashion crime we featured here came from the UK website, so just in case our international visitors are feeling left out, how about these two beauties, found at Ugly Outfitters America? Nice, aren’t they? Now, we couldn’t quite make our minds up which of these two was the ugliest, so we thought we’d play a little game to brighten up this rainy Thursday afternoon. The rules are simple: image you HAVE to wear one of these dresses. Your life depends on it: there is no choice. Which would you choose, and why?