Wear or Die: The Bottom Half


Who wears short shorts? Why, you do, dear reader – but only if you pick the Burfitt High Gilla Check Shorts on the left of the above image as the item you’d wear in order to escape death today in this edition of Wear or Die: the game where everyone’s either fugly or dead. Should you pick the high waisted, tapered-leg, pleat-front pants on the right, however, you may not find yourself feeling much more comfortable, on account of how you’ll be wearing one of the most unflattering shapes ever to come out of the 80s.

Still, you know the rules: you must pick one item to wear, because trust us, or you must die. So, what’s your choice?

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