Folks, grab your coats – we’re taking you clubbing. Actually, on second thoughts, forget the coats – you see, this is clubbing Wear or Die style, and you wouldn’t want to hide the pretty clothes we’ve got picked out for you, would you?
This week we’ve gone searching through the clubwear section of our cells, and we’ve unearthed these two little beauties for you to try. You may be thinking the item on the left is a dress, but think again: this is actually a jumpsuit, although whether that makes it better or worse is up to you to decide. Decide you must, though, because it’s either wear this, wear the dress next to it – or die. So, what’s it going to be?
(If you’re new to Wear or Die, the rules of the game can be found here)
EZibbets
I actually kind of love the one on the left. I would wear it proudly to Abba night at the disco. 😉
View CommentManu
Jesus! I’m too young to die, so… I think I’d go with the jumpsuit even though I hate them, because I don’t think the so called dress would fit my tummy :P.
View CommentGlamfille
The dress, while pregnant. It’s very comfortable – you know, for the tummy.
View CommentAmanda
The one on the left. Hopefully on the crowded dance floor people will only see the tube top part, and think I’m wearing jeans on the bottom.
View CommentAm
wow. I think it might have to be death…
View CommentOn second thoughts, I can’t die – I have too many dependents! So, on second thoughts it will have to be the hideous jump suit – my stomach is sadly not as it used to be (sobs VERY loudly) so the one on the right would be totally out of the question.
Can I wear a wig, and prosthetics to cover my identity?
Arielle
The one on the left could be turned into a very interesting, funky look for the right girl. A pair of patterned tights or fishnets, punk / goth boots instead of the heels, and some punk / goth accessories, like a wide choker and fingerless gloves.
View CommentI, however, am not the right girl, and both outfits would look ridiculous on me no matter how I altered them. That said, I’d go with the one on the left, as after two children, my stomach is not pretty enough to display!
Julie
The one on the left looks enough like a dress that it’s not as horrible as it could be.
View CommentAlso, since the only time I go clubbing is Goth night, it’ll be one of the least offensive outfits in the room. 😀
Danielle
I don’t think anything could make the one on the right any better, so the left it is! Since it’s dark inside, it probably won’t seem that bad..
View CommentKate
There’s no rule against wearing stuff under the dress, is it? If that’s kosher, then I’d put *something* under the dress to cover my stomach and wear that. I guess. Because with the jumpsuit on the left, the last thing I need to do is highlight my thunder thighs.
View Commentmary hartley
die considering its a little to slutty for me
View CommentCeleste
this is a tough one, but I’m going with the jumpsuit, because the weird belly thing on the other one makes the model look heavier and slightly deformed.
View CommentSJ
Well, if you wear the one on the left, you can always tack on some pale face makeup, black lipstick, a choker and a pair of clunky knee high boots and just pretend to be a goth for the day.
View CommentI can’t see managing to make the second one look like anything but slutty.
marian
i’d shake my tail feather in the one on the left. and wear a paper bag over my head while i was at it.
View CommentTrancent
Urgh. They’re both so bad.
View CommentBut I suppose I’d have to choose the one on the left. And add some major accessories to it if I was permitted.
The right one just looks like a disaster. I mean, looking at the model, she appears so pretty and proportioned til we reach her stomach, which is grossly emphasized even though she is already so thin.
Diandra
The one on the right. It’s not very flattering but it’s better than the wierd black jumpsuit. Since it’s for clubbing, it’s almost acceptable, know what I mean?
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