Crime of Fashion: Valentino’s wide ivory trousers


Not a skirt, not a wedding dress gone horribly, horribly wrong, not even  a pair of net curtains just like your granny used to own. No, these are trousers. Super-wide, skirt-like, curtain-like trousers. Almost transparent from the crotch down, and slashed from thigh to toe, so that your leg can peek out cheekily, they’re now only available in a UK size 10, which suggests that people have actually been buying and wearing them.  Even more worryingly, they must have been paying the full price of £498 for them. Now, why would you do that, I wonder, when you could pick up an actual pair of net curtains for just a fraction of the price?

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