No, that headline isn’t a mis-print. It’s not often The Fashion Police meet a bow they don’t like, but it does happen from time to time, and it happened today when we discovered these Valentino bow peep toes at Neiman Marcus. Because this? Is too much, even for us. These aren’t just bows: these are mutant bows, and we have a feeling that if we don’t keep a close eye on them, they could just try to take over the world.
The sad thing is, we’d probably be singing the praises of these shoes if they’d just stopped at one bow, because they’re actually rather lovely underneath all that froth. In conclusion: one bow = good, seven bows = bad.
If your love for our bow brethren goes far beyond what even we’re willing to put up with, though, you can buy these for $695.