Oh, no! You pay £445 / $642 for a new dress, and then you go and snag it on something first time you wear it, causing the front to totally unravel, revealing that dingy grey bra you threw on underneath! How embarrassing!
Of course, one way to avoid such embarrassment is to buy the dress pre-ripped, like this Tim Ryan knit dress. That way it’s no longer a once-ordinary dress that’s now been totally ruined by your clumsiness, it’s a fashion-forward collector’s item, and everyone will look at you in wonder and call you “edgy”: awesome!
What do you think, readers? Are you off to your closets to try and unravel an existing dress right now, or will you just splash the cash on this one? Tell us!