Now, why do you think this little gem of a dress is on sale? Oh yeah: because it’ll make you look like The Creature That Crawled from the Deep. Of course.
This follows hot on the heels of a “trend” (if it can be called that) for similarly constructed prom dresses that The Fashion Police witnessed last year. We thought we’d managed to round up and arrest them all, but not only did this one manage to slip through the net, it managed to do so in three different colours: the black and pink versions you see before you, plus an electric blue that you’ll find on the website.
And what website would that be, we hear you ask? Why, Ami Cliubwear, of course. Where else?