Under Fashion Police Arrest: Sheer skirt by Comme des Garcons


  We never did decide what a sheer skirt should be called, did we? We know sheer dresses are "shresses" and sheer pants are "shants", so should sheer skirts be called "shkirts", we wonder? Or should we just stick to calling them "crimes of fashion", which is, after all, what they are?

This one by Comme des Garcons isn't quite as see-through as some we've seen, which means it will allow your legs and butt to look like they're in disguise – and really, who could blame them if they were?

This is £174 from Yoox.com, which we reckon makes this a case of Daylight Robbery, too. So there you go, that's three things we could call sheer skirts