Ugly Underwear: the scorpion thong

Thong This is not so much a case of "ants in your pants" as "scorpions in them". You heard us.

We don’t know about you, but small, pincered crustaceans in the genital are doesn’t really say "fashion" or even "sexy"to us. It says… actually, lets; not lower the tone here any further, hmmm?

£5.96 from If you dare.


  • April 18, 2008


    Biology student talking here: Scorpions are arachnids, not crustaceans :X
    That said…eew.

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  • July 9, 2009


    while making absolutely no defence on behalf on the knickers yer honour, is it possible that they’re doing something rather… clever..? in the middle ages Scorpius was suposed to be the gaurdian zodiacal sign of the genitals. maybe they’re not so much hideous as 700 years past their target audience? or a new age protection against gonerrea? still.

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