This is not so much a case of "ants in your pants" as "scorpions in them". You heard us.
We don’t know about you, but small, pincered crustaceans in the genital are doesn’t really say "fashion" or even "sexy"to us. It says… actually, lets; not lower the tone here any further, hmmm?
£5.96 from Fashion.net. If you dare.