Ho ho ho! We know it’s not Christmas, but here at Wear or Die, every season is the season for Ugly Sweaters, and today we want to ask you: suppose you absolutely had to wear one of the sweaters above – or die? Which one would you choose? Would it be the "scary snowman", peeping coyly around your breastbone on the left of the picture above, or will you go for the scary… what the hell are those things, anyway? – in pepto bismol pink? The choice is yours, folks, but remember: you must choose one – or die!