Fashion Police, Ugly Prom Dresses

Ugly Prom Dress Alert: Spare Ribs

When a retailer uses the word “sexy” to describe a prom dress, it’s usually a red flag for the Fashion Police officers.

In this case “sexy” has been translated as “all the colours of the rainbow, as many different prints as we could manage, and, oh yeah, we ruthlessly attacked the bodice with a pair of shears, so now it’s attached to the skirt with a set of fabric ‘ribs’.”

We maintain that the wearer of the dress should be the one supplying the ribs, not the dress itself. If you beg to differ, however, this is $358 from here.

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