Ugly Prom Dress of the Day: The Tango Mango

P680dress A companion dress to the ‘Bahama Mama’, this dress also comes from the BeBora Rachelle stable, and is called "Tango Mango" – presumably because the colours will evoke sunset beaches and juicy, tropical fruits.

That’s all well and good, of course, but what we’re seeing here is a piñata. Is anyone else seeing a piñata?

The dress is sadly sold out in the short version, but don’t despair – we’re sure some crepe paper in "tango" and "mango" colours could step into the breech here and help you fashion your very own tropical delight of a dress. Or you could just buy the long version here.

Thanks to Cybele for reporting this one – remember, if you’ve spotted an Ugly Prom Dress recently, you can report it to The Fashion Police here.


  • July 11, 2008


    Take the hem up above the knee and you’ve got an Ice Capades get-up.

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  • July 12, 2008


    Oh MY. I clicked through…you can order matching shawls, handbag/cell phone cases (?) and NAIL POLISH.
    I feel ILL.

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  • July 14, 2008


    I only do ugly prom dresses in prom season, but the hideousness of them makes me smile.

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  • April 9, 2010


    At least the top part is pretty.

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  • June 27, 2010

    Xizi Luo

    Cut the whole entire skirt away, change the neckline and you’ve Malibu Barbie at the beach!

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  • October 25, 2012


    I see a girl who was at the beach who forgot the prom was that night then stuck streamers up her bathing suit to somewhat make a dress. If that was the case then I say she did a good job, but sence that’s DEFINATELY not the case, I think it’s hideous. Yuk.

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  • June 22, 2013


    …why do I want trix yogurt now? I’m not kidding this seriously reminds me of a trix yogurt flavor i ate as a kid.

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