Ugly Pants: A Fashion Police Gallery

For some reason that’s never really been clear to us, fashion designers seem to find it harder to make a decent pair of trousers than almost any other item of clothing. This is why we arrest far more pairs of pants than we do skirts, dresses, or anything else you care to name.

It’s also why this gallery is but a small sampling of the many pairs of hideous pants out there in the world: we just didn’t have time for them all. We hope you enjoy it anyway…

(Remember, you can click on the link at the bottom of each image to be taken to the original post, which should contain product details. Bear in mind, though, that these items come from the depths of the Fashion Police jail, so many of them will no longer be available to buy.)


  • December 22, 2010

    Tall Callie

    I get really upset when I see those diaper pants. Like I just feel ill and like crying.

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  • December 22, 2010


    You have to admit those cookie monster pants are fabulous.

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  • December 23, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    Can we have a vote at the end of the year on which are the worst?

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  • February 11, 2011

    Hayley Duckett

    I have some of these! This is quite offensive! ):<
    I weigh 26 stone and the only trousers that fit are those ruffled ones – meanies!

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  • January 5, 2012


    Start the bonfire. Tonight, those pants die.

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  • April 16, 2012


    I could see the jean fringed shorts working in a music video with shakira…and therefore I might not hate them but hate the fact that I’m not living in a shakira music video where I can constantly dance around looking beautiful. Otherwise, they all must die!

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