Crimes of Fashion, Jeans

Tripp NYC Ace of Dimes ripped jeans – for “interesting” tan lines

tripp-nyc-ripped-jeansThe Fashion Police hold these truths to be self-evident:

1. That no one’s flesh looks good pooling out of multiple holes in the fabric of their clothes. No, not even models.

2. That “creatively” ripped jeans always end up looking like you left your clothes in the care of a particularly malicious teenager with a pair of scissors.

3. That these will create some pretty interesting tan lines if you wear them in summer. In winter, welcome to pale blue, mottled flesh. Lovely.

The Fashion Police are starting to feel increasingly alone in this, however, and Tripp NYC in particular seem hell-bent on proving to us that if they make ugly jeans, people will buy them. If you’re one of those people, these are $48 from Karmaloop.

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