Top Ten Fashion Crimes of October 2010

As October 2010 becomes nothing more than a memory, let’s take a look at some of its biggest fashion crimes, which will be burned on our brains forever, in no particular order…

1. The Ass-Crack Shorts (Even worse from behind…)

We’d like to think it doesn’t get much worse than this. We’d like to. But we know it will…

2. The Fringed Shorts

“Looks like someone needs to schedule her bikini wax,” commented Bonnie. Well, quite.

3. The Brain Shorts

OK, what was it with shorts last month? Was there some competition to see who could come up with the ugliest ones or something? Did we miss that memo?

4. The Lace Jeans

This should just never happen. End of.

5. The Pink PVC Pants

Apparently Tall & All have some strange ideas about what kind of thing tall people might want to wear. This is just one of them.

6. The Harem Jeans

Harem jeans are never OK, but these ones look like they were designed for a deformed midget, which makes them particularly “not OK”.

7. The Hairy Leg Pants

Graeme Armour managed to get two items into our top ten (he designed the gold shorts at the top of the page, too). Er, congratulations, Graeme!

8. The Penguin Trousers

It wouldn’t be a fashion crime roundup without Maison Martin Margiela…

9. The Kangaroo Sweater

A sweater that doubles as a giant bag. Possibly less useful than it sounds.

10. The Flasher Top

This model hasn’t moved since this photo was taken. Modelling really IS hard, people…


  • November 2, 2010


    My eyes! My eyes! they buuurrnnn! (especially at the ass-crack shorts and pink pvc pants)

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  • November 2, 2010


    lol. well done! the fringed shorts are my favorite offense, they are hilarious! xx

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  • November 2, 2010


    Named and that a warning to you fashion designers of the world…

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  • November 8, 2010

    Mitr Friend

    I thought only Red was a sign of danger. Now I know pink too is!!!

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