Fashion Crime Friday | Tie dress, tie pants and other crimes of fashion

Good morning, Fashion Crime Fighters, and welcome to Fashion Crime Friday! We’re kicking things off this week with a little something known as the “tie dress”:

tie dress

[Buy it here for $520]

The back view is the best bit, isn’t it? It’s hard to image how you’d be able to bend over – or even lean forward slightly – in this without showing the world your underwear, but perhaps that’s all part of the “edgy” fun. We’d understand this a little better if it was a tunic rather than a dress – a tunic that’s been shredded, and then knotted – because at least that would eliminate the “knickers” issues, but… actually, no, we’re lying: we wouldn’t understand it at all. Because it’s a $520 denim shirt with knots tied in it. It stands to reason, however, that where there’s a tie skirt, there must also be some “tie pants”, and sure enough…

tie pants

[Buy them here for $350]

Suspect # 2 | Tie Pants

At least you won’t have the underwear issue with these. There IS that in their favour. Then again, that twisted crotch makes it look to us like anyone wearing these would literally have their knickers in a twist, so perhaps you’d just be exchanging one underwear issue for another? We hope never to have to find out.

Next up, a “curtains” dress from a brand we usually love:

curtains dress

[Buy it here for £3,815]

Suspect # 3 | Curtains dress

Dolce & Gabbana, we expect better from you. Although this would ALSO make a fairly decent rich-person’s Halloween costume.

Finally, a possible act of daylight robbery:

embellished sunglasses

[Buy them here for £840]

Suspect # 4 | Suspicious Sunnies

They’re £840. Is it just us, or is that a LOT of money for a pair of novelty sunglasses?

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