Seriously: is there any reason in the ENTIRE WORLD why Converse should suddenly need to have a thong front?
No, really: Converse have managed to exist for many, many years so far WITHOUT needing to have a thong front. And we’ve all managed perfectly well without thong-front Converse, too. If we need thongs, we’ll buy thongs. If we need Converse, we’ll buy…thongs, apparently.
Why has this come to pass, readers? And do you want to wear it?
(If you do, you can click here to buy these from Schuh)[Thanks to Ariana for the report!]