Think of the tan lines!


Yes, folks, it’s a string vest. Three of ’em. Or "fishnet vests" as they’re now apparently known. And if you don’t want to end up with a fishnet stomach to match, we’d suggest wearing them only indoors. In a dark room. With no mirrors. Or, of course, you could just not wear them at all: that way you’ll avoid those nasty tan lines and you’ll avoid being detained by The Fashion Police…

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