We hope all our officers are having a happy holiday season, and taking the opportunity to rest up and get ready for a super-stylish new year. Right now, though, it’s still 2014, and we’re continuing our look back at some of the biggest fashion fails of the year – in our opinion, at least.
This time we’re looking at some of the ugliest dresses of the year, and, as with our last roundup, these are all items from our archive , which means you’re unlikely to be still be able to buy most of them – unless you’re very unlucky.
Here are some of our least favourite dresses of the year:
2013 brought us one of the strangest designer collaborations known to man, when Meadham Kirchhoff teamed up with Topshop to create a range of high street “fashion” that wouldn’t have looked out of place in a sex shop. A few months later, the brand followed up with this rubber apron dress, which they wanted £2,279 for. It kind of set the tone for the year, to be honest.
We love a Little Black Dress, and would generally argue that simple is best: this one takes that principle just a little bit TOO far, though…
The model’s pose is EVERYTHING.
You thought it was going to be an ordinary denim shirt dress, didn’t you? If only!
We recommend wearing your best undies with this Rick Owens dress: just one wrong move, or the slightest of breezes, and the world will be getting to see it, after all.
Yes, this is a “dress”. Or so the product description claimed, anyway…
We hope you enjoyed this look back at the dress crimes of 2014. What will the future hold, we wonder? Well, we don’t have to long to wait to find out: we’ll be back with more crimes of fashion in 2015 – for now, we wish you all a very happy New Year when it comes!
– The Fashion Police