So, the Spice Girls are to reform, this time with Victoria’s boobs as the sixth member. What do you think of their new style, though?
It’s certainly a relief to see that Mel B dumped the animal print for today’s press conference, and is actually looking fairly restrained for her. Geri? Not so much, really. Better than yesterday’s see-through dress, certainly, but we never were ones for maxi dresses, and she looks like she’s off yodeling in the mountains, not setting off on a world-wide arena tour. Baby, I see is still into the platform look, although she is having a baby of her own, and pregnancy seems to suit her. Mel C looks great – which is ironic, really, given that she always used to look like a snotty nosed little kid. Which brings us to Victoria, who is playing "look how skinny I am!" again in her skintight PVC trousers (good job it hasn’t been a hot summer, eh?) and pushing out her unfeasibly large breasts. Okaaay.
All of them, though, are looking significantly better than they used to. Witness: