The mating habits of Christian Louboutin shoes


Awww! Would you look at that: these Christian Louboutin pumps found each other so attractive they just had to start mating, right there on the Neiman Marcus website! It’s hard to blame them, though: the bow, the peep toe, the sexy d’orsay cut… hell, we’re getting hot just looking at them. And maybe if we were shoes, we’d want to mate with them too.

Actually, no, we think we’ve gone too far now. We’ll stop. And those shoes on the left should seriously get a room…

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