The Emperor’s New Top, by Haider Ackermann


  We interrupt this broadcast to bring you news of a terrible attack on this Haider Ackermann top. As you can see, the top was barely recognisable as a top after being shredded by a mystery attacker or attackers. What's perhaps even more worrying, however, is the fact that some people will apparently pay £154 / $219.73 for items like this: if you're one of them, you can buy it at

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