The Emperor’s New Stevie J and Yoni P Sparkling Silk Burn-Out Pants


It’s been a bad day for Stevie J and Yoni P. There they were, innocently wandering around with their underwear on show, just like all the good edgy fashionistas. Next thing they know, they’re banged up inside the Fashion Police jail, suspected of being the criminal masterminds behind the “Underwear as Outerwear” movement.

Officers, just to re-iterate: clothes are a GOOD thing. OK, some of them are ugly: we’ll give you that. But even ugly clothes are better than walking around in public in your undies. Yes, even if you happen to look like a model. This is a case of The Emperor’s New Pants, for sure, but it’s also a case of “people being willing to pay $425 to essentially walk around unclothed. And honestly, if you REALLY feel the need to do that, why pay $425 for the┬áprivilege?

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  • August 20, 2012

    Carolina W

    Well, in a world where nude is the new black, they’ve got to find some way to sell clothing, don’t they?

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  • August 21, 2012


    I think sheer pants like these would actually be really cool with just built-in black shorts underneath. Obviously not to wear to the office or something…but for a night out with the girls I think they could be pulled off.

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