Comment on The Emperor’s New …Simon Rocha ‘Cindy Rella’ shoes by lizvocal.
Hideous in any material!
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Clothes for the Chronically Undecided
I can only imagine wearing that harem hybrid out in public – and being stopped every few feet to be told your pants are bunched up in back. No one would ever believe you left the house intending to look like that.
How much would you pay for a beat-up denim jacket?
I would spend $5 at Goodwill, and get a much better looking coat at that.
We’re, like, totally obsessed with this orange Valentino dress
Honest to goodness, this would be the easiest thing to sew. Save yourself $4000! and LOL to Heidi.
Well, this is awkward.
Is this because we don’t teach home ec anymore? Because all these designers need sewing lessons, stat.
Still time to buy the amazing crocheted swimsuit!
Only if the airbrush artist who did this model could follow me around and airbrush me in real life. Even then, the little tassels down the front might defeat me.