The Emperor’s New…John Galliano dress

sheer dress by John Galliano

Well, it seems that John Galliano has some strange ideas about what is A Dress and what is Not a Dress.

Just for Mr G, and anyone else who is similarly confused, we’d like to clarify that this is Not a Dress. We repeat: Not a Dress. No, this is an invisible cape, with a bow at the neck. If you wear it in public, you will be at risk of ACTUAL arrest, not just Fashion Police arrest.

You’ll also have spent $949 to look like you’re naked.

If that doesn’t put you off, nothing will…

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