The Emperor’s New… Fendi Trench Coat

Look, we’re not saying it’s not pretty, in a flimsy, gauzy kinda way. Organza generally is pretty.

But it’s $1,375. For a more-or-less INVISIBLE COAT.

Once again, readers, the emperor, he is bare. BARE, we say. And the fashion victims, they are $1,375 worse off. And wearing a coat that no one can see. Oh fashion, how you make us laugh!

(Click here to buy it)


  • February 26, 2011


    Was it inspired by the airport body scanners? Hilarious! I can “design” the entire collection of invisible clothes and name it “It’s what inside that counts”.

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    • March 23, 2011


      HA! I would so buy clothes from you if you did that…

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