We’re not certain we can see what these pants actually have working in their favour. The shape is relatively average, but not hugely flattering to the average figure – the sort of shape supermodel legs make look spectacular while we mere mortals look somehow dumpy. The colour is reminiscent of something the cast of The Golden Girls might have favoured, mint green on the candy spectrum. And although the fabric is silk-blend, we suspect a polyester-blend would be just as well-received by the blue-rinse set.
In short, we can easily imagine an elderly aunt wearing them down the bingo hall on a Saturday night!
But perhaps you can see a way to work them into your wardrobe? If so you can pick up a pair from Net-a-Porter for £745.