Stuck-Together-Clothes Crimes: Miss Selfridge red tartan bustier jumpsuit

Oh look, a tartan bustier paired with formal trousers.  That’s a fresh new combination Miss Selfridge.  And actually?  That’s the only combination you will ever be able to wear these pieces in because they are stuck together to form a jumpsuit.

Garments like this confuse us.  Why would you want these items stuck together when you could have them separately and pair each piece with something else?  How on earth would you use the toilet whilst wearing this?  Miss Selfridge say it has a ‘concealed side zip’ so we can only conclude that a visit to the bathroom would involve getting naked down to the waist.

Would you wear it though?  If you would it has been reduced to £15 from £48 in the sale and you can buy it here.