Shant Alert: Stone Cold Fox lace bell bottoms

Stone Cold Fox lace jagger bellsSometimes a product is so aptly named that we don’t need to say much else about it.  In this case, “Stone Cold” is appropriate because that is exactly what you will be if you wear these trousers (though they’re shants really, aren’t they?).  They are unlined so we can only assume that those are the model’s pants you can see.  Modelling is hard, people.

Also: one size fits all?  Really Stone Cold Fox?  One size will fit a size 6 and a 14?  We don’t believe you.

If you have $330 and you want to spend it on a pair of sheer lace pants, then be our guest.


  • January 14, 2011


    Or you could take a simple pant pattern and an old tablecloth, and voila! save yourself $330, if not the hideous embarrassment.

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  • January 15, 2011


    no no no no no and no.

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  • January 15, 2011


    I’ve been looking for a pair of lace bellbottoms for a while now. Please don’t throw me in jail D: Of course the one thing stopping me is I’m a poor college student on very tight (basically non-existent) funds and I’m not willing to pay so much for pants that could unravel and be useless after a slight snag. Also these are really ugly. 😛

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  • March 22, 2011


    Who did you say sold these??? Fredrick’s? This is stripper wear!

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