Skirt meets harem pant, courtesy of Rick Owens

It takes a special kind of skill to make a skirt look worse than a pair of harem pants.

Rick Owens has that special kind of skill.

Rick, we name you the Fashion Frankenstein.

But what shall we call the Monster? What DO you call a cross between a skirt and harem pants? Skarem pants? We think so.

And what would you charge for a skarem pant, we wonder?

Oh, probably about £219, don’t you think?  If that sounds reasonable to you, click here to buy this.


  • May 12, 2011


    Skarem pants… very clever. Because they scare people! BOO!

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  • May 14, 2011


    They look very similar to the kilts that ancient Egyptian men wore. Check out the guy on the left:

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  • May 14, 2011


    They look like a loincloth!

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  • May 14, 2011


    the WORST.

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  • May 17, 2011


    It looks vaguely like those egyptian skirts you saw in the movie The Ten Commandments.

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