It takes a special kind of skill to make a skirt look worse than a pair of harem pants.
Rick Owens has that special kind of skill.
Rick, we name you the Fashion Frankenstein.
But what shall we call the Monster? What DO you call a cross between a skirt and harem pants? Skarem pants? We think so.
And what would you charge for a skarem pant, we wonder?
Oh, probably about £219, don’t you think? If that sounds reasonable to you, click here to buy this.