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These Boots Are Made For Walkin’: 10 Perfect Pairs Of Winter Boots At Shopbop

We know you love your strappy sandals and tennis shoes, but it’s time to toss them back in the closet or under the bed! Colder weather calls for boots, boots, and more boots! If you’re looking to add a pair (or two) of new Winter boots to your shoe collection, you need to check out our list of ten perfect pairs of Winter boots currently available at Shopbop! Click on each photo for more info! 1. Sorel Joan of Arctic Wedge II Boots, $240 These Sorel wedge boots will give your legs some length and your feet some warmth! 2. Sam Edelman Bowen Boots, $150 We love the fur trim on these Sam Edelman work boots! 3. Stuart Weitzman Jissika Boots, $755 The…

Anthropologie Shoes

Spring Forward: 10 Perfect Shoes For Spring From Anthropologie

Spring is here and that means it’s time to put away the Winter boots and bust out the strappy sandals! Warm weather means lighter footwear, and there are some really beautiful pairs of shoes that are perfect for Spring. We looked to one of our favorite retailers, Anthropologie, to round up 10 great shoes for Spring! Check them out below! Click on each photo for more info! 1. Elysess Tie-Up Sandals, $128 We’re obsessed with these nude tie-up sandals! They would look perfect for a day on the beach! 2. Soludos x Anthropologie Bahia Floral Sneakers, $128 These floral sneakers are the perfect shoes for Spring and they look so comfortable! 3. Schutz Ziquiel Platform Sandals, $238 Platform shoes are coming back…

Crazy Boots for Sale

What Are Those?!: 10 Unique Boots That Will Turn Heads

A woman’s footwear is an essential piece of any outfit – just ask Carrie Bradshaw. The right pair of shoes can make or break even the most carefully constructed ensemble, so it’s important to choose wisely when purchasing shoes. Since it’s winter, most women are wearing boots. Whether they’re ankle-high booties, or over-the-knee thigh-highs, boots are a winter staple. Most women opt for classic black or brown boots, but some women like to make a statement with their footwear. These women want their shoes to turn heads and start conversations because they are so eye-catching. For better or worse, we’ve put together a list of the ten most unique boots currently available from Nordstrom, Bloomingdales and more. Check them out:…

10 of the Best Winter Boots Currently On Sale at Macy’s

What’s the one thing every woman needs for winter other than a good coat? A great pair of winter boots! Winter is brutal for most people (we’re not looking at you Florida and Cali). You want to be warm and comfortable, but you want to look good also! The right boots will help you tackle the cold weather, keep your feet and legs warm, and look great, too! We scoured through one of the best sources for boots, Macy’s, and we spotted some great finds. From budget-friendly to designer splurges, we’ve put together ten of our favorite pairs of winter boots currently available at Macy’s. 1. Style and Co. Madixe Riding Boot, $19 These boots are a perfect staple for…

Fendi shearling flatform sandals

Do flatforms EVER look stylish?

Fendi’s shearling flatforms: they look a bit like someone’s idea of a joke, don’t they? Like, they’re the kind of shoe you might wrap up and present to someone as a gift, before bursting out laughing, saying, “only joking!” and then presenting them with their REAL present. Either that or a pair of those comedy slippers everyone seems to love – you know the ones which are designed to make you  look like your feet are stuffed inside two giant puppies or something? Hilarious. These 850 euro designer shoes, however, are equally hilarious to us, as is the idea of people actually walking around in them, in all seriousness. Of course, we’re biased: flatforms are one of those things we’re…

Fine feathers make fine shoes… or do they?

FINE FEATHERS MAKE FINE BIRDS… er, we mean shoes. And not so much fine shoes, as “really quite strange shoes“. The kind of shoes you probably wouldn’t be able to wear all that often, because unless you had someone carrying you around on a litter or something, we’re not going to trust those feathers to remain looking pristine for long. And we really don’t think that bedraggled feathers would create quite the same look, somehow… Of course, that’s just us: we can’t ignore the fact that feather-heeled shoes are still much more popular (at least, if what we’re seeing in stores is anything to go by, anyway. There’s sometimes a difference between what fashion brands will try to sell you, and…

Furry mules: still a crime of fashion

Well, THIS is disappointing. We really thought that furry slides were one of those flash-in-the-pan fashion trends that would be left well and truly behind us in 2015. One of those trends, in fact, that people would look back on a few months later, and think “what on EARTH was I thinking?” We STILL think that’s probably going to happen at some point, but unfortunately it seems we’re going to have to wait a little while longer for it to happen, because look what we just found at Topshop: yup, furry slides. In a choice of three colours. Is that someone calling the Fashion Police, we hear? These are £56, which seems like quite a lot of money to us…

goat hair slippers

Gucci Horsebit-detailed goat hair slippers

We seriously thought this was a joke at first. It looks like one, right? Smartly-dressed woman: maybe not everyone’s style, but she looks like she’s made a bit of effort with a classic jeans/blazer/scarf combo. Then you scroll down the page and… NO. No, no, NO. Goathair slippers should not be a thing. Seriously: leave the hair to the goats, people, because this looks absolutely ridiculous AND costs £1,230. When we first laid eyes on them, the fact that they were described as “slippers” made us think they were one of those “hilarious” animal-themed house slippers people like to wear. You know the ones that make you look like you stuffed your foot inside a teddy bear, or a monkey,…

faux fur mules

Crime of Fashion | Maison Martin Margiela faux-fur mules

OK, we’re declaring a state of emergency. The fur shoes thing is getting out of hand. All summer we’ve watched as designers presented us with fur-covered shoe after fur-covered shoe. We hated them all, naturally – as far as we’re concerned, there’s never a good reason for a shoe to have fur on it, and whether it’s fake fur or not, it’s still always going to be a crime of fashion – but we bided our time and hoped it was just a flash-in-pan trend. There are even MORE furry shoes on show as part of the autumn/winter collections, however, so the situation seems to be getting worse rather than better. And as soon as we saw these faux fur…

Irregular Choise dinosaur heels

If you love dinosaurs, you’ll love these shoes

We know a little girl who’d probably love these shoes – or the heels of them, at least.  She’s two, though. There is that. And that, in a nutshell, sums up exactly why we’ve never really got the appeal of the vast majority of Irregular Choice shoes. Sure, there’s the odd pair that looks like they may have been designed for adults, but when you find yourself admiring the same shoes as a toddler, you start wondering if perhaps time to re-assess. What makes a grown adult decide she wants to have two plastic dinosaurs attached to her feet? We don’t know, but we’re going to assume that any explanation would include liberal use of the words “fun”, “quirky”, “whimsical”…

New shoes don’t necessarily cure the blues

They say new shoes cure the blues. What if the shoes in question look like THIS, though? We don’t know about you, but our blues have not been cured by these. Our officers found them on Louisa Via Roma, as examples of how (not) to style the equally interesting dress and shorts shown above. Despite searching through all of the shoes on the site, we couldn’t find these for sale: we’d imagine they’re probably by the same brand as the items they’ve been shown with (Au Jour Le Jour), but we can’t be sure, and didn’t feel inclined to take our enquiries any further, having been distracted by these: So. That whole “shoes you can sweep your floor with” trend…

jumpsuit with side boob

Shoes to keep your feet dry

Moschino terrycloth mules, £325 First of all, yes, these are by Moschino: how did you guess? (Er, apart from by the name on the label, obviously…) Secondly: no, your eyes do not deceive you – they really are made of terrycloth. As in, the same fabric as your towels, or your bathrobe. On the plus side, at least they’ll keep your feet nice and dry (except they won’t, because the towelling fabric is on the outside of the shoe, not the inside. If it was on the inside, they might have managed to escape Fashion Police arrest, but alas, no.) On the minus side, however… er, where do we start? We guess it basically boils down to the fact that these…

feathered mary janes

Feathered Fashion Fails

This week, our officers identified a troubling new mini-trend: the feathered shoe: [feathered mules] My Theresa describes these as “the epitome of sheer elegance”. We, meanwhile, would describe them more like, “the epitome of roadkill, lying there all sad and bedraggled on the ground.” What’s that you say? They’re NOT actually “bedraggled”? Well, not NOW they’re not, but imagine what they’d look like after you’d taken even a very short walk in them? Even if you only ever wear them indoors, you’re going to end up with clean floors (Which we guess would be kind of cool, actually: you get to clean your house without actually feeling like you’re cleaning your house…), but very dirty shoes. Wear them on a…

Rick Owens clog sandals

Crime of Fashion? Rick Owens clog sandals

Rick Owens is no stranger to the inside of a Fashion Police cell: in fact, we’ve investigated his designs so often we consider him to be something of a master criminal. Today, we’re taking a close look at the evidence above: one “90mm clog leather wedge sandal”, according to Louisa Via Roma. We’re glad they cleared that up for us: if we hadn’t read the product description, we’d probably have assumed this was some kind of medieval device designed to allow the wearer to plough fields, simply by walking over them. These will set you back no less than £1,517, and just in case you’re looking at  them thinking, “I love them! But what on earth will I wear with…

white stilettos with lurex socks

Socks and stilettos, from Jeffrey Campbell

[Buy them here] Remember when white stilettos used to be considered a crime of fashion? Wait, scratch that: you’re all probably too young to remember those days, aren’t you? There was a time, however, when white stilettos were a key part of the whole “Essex girl” stereotype, and were just about as tacky as it was possible for a pair of shoes to get. Those days are long gone, of course, but sometimes once your brain has made a particular association, it can be hard to shake it, so, for us, it’s hard to see white stilettos without also thinking of orange fake tan, long acrylic fingernails (ideally with some kind of diamanté accessories stuck to them), and spidery false…

big shoes

Hey, Bigfoot

All items: ASOS Shoes just aren’t fun any more. It’s disappointing, really. Over the course of the last year or two, we’ve watched with growing horror as the world of footwear took a turn for the ugly. We’ve traced the progress back to Jeffrey Campbell’s ubiquitous ‘Lita’ platforms. Rumour has it that at one point you weren’t actually allowed to start a fashion blog unless you were able to provide proof that you owned at least one pair of Litas, and were prepared to wear them in every single outfit photo. From there, it was just a short (albeit clumpy) step to the Birkenstocks and the other orthopaedic styles – many of which are now being worn with socks, as if that…

Prada fake leg boots

Prada’s ‘fake leg’ boots are now available at Yoox.com

Remember Prada’s infamous ‘Look! It’s a prosthetic leg!” boots? We arrested the Mary Jane version back in 2011, but it would appear these possibly weren’t the instant sellout the brand were hoping for, and you can still find the odd pair (and we mean that literally: they’re very “odd”, aren’t they?) floating around the internet. Our officers apprehended this suede version at Yoox.com, where they’re currently selling for an ambitious £506 – although if you don’t wear UK size 4.5 or 5.5 you could be destined for disappointment. (Or a lucky escape, depending on how you look at it.) Designed to create the appearance of a bare leg with a black, ankle-strap pump on the foot, these are Footwear Impostors…

Has Marc Jacobs taken the trainers trend too far?

Sportwear – or “sportswear luxe”, as the fashion press have been terming it – has been big this season: and it’ll continue to be big long into NEXT season, too. Even those who normally wear heels for the thing most people wear sneakers for, have taken to wearing sneakers for the things most people wear heels for… er, if that makes sense? For many of you, of course, this has been a really welcome development in fashion. At a time when dress codes have all but died out (Once again, we cite the continuing trend for pyjamas/onesies in public and the large number of Google searches this site receives for the term “Is it OK to wear jeans to a wedding?”…

Spotted! Footwear Impostors make a comeback

A few years ago, many of The Fashion Police’s arrests revolved around what we termed ‘Footwear Impostors”: boots pretending to be shoes; shoes pretending to be socks – that kind of thing. Footwear Impostors have almost died out in recent years: in fact, we started to think our mission had been successful, and we’d managed to round ’em all up, leaving shoe stores filled with shoes and boots that were exactly what they looked like. THAT’S the sort of footwear you can trust, isn’t it? Now, however, it is with heavy hearts we must report a new sighting of a Footwear Impostor: It could be worse. They could have attached the lurex socks to a pair of Birkenstocks. Actually, we’re…

Furry ballet flats are a thing now

These may look like a cosy pair of furry slippers, but it saddens us to report that they’re actually a pair of furry outdoor shoes: and $740 ones, at that. Now, we’ve written fairly extensively on the scourge of furry boots that seem to be dominating the autumn/winter collections, but these ones are particularly perplexing, and not JUST because they’d presumably make your feet look like they belonged on a hairy mammoth.  No, we’re talking here about practicality. As with the furry boots we’ve featured, we can’t see how pale fur would be at all practical during the wintery weather these presumably designed for, but at least the boots have the defense of being warm. These shoes, however, raise the…