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Cardi Weather: 10 Perfect Cardigans You Can Find At REVOLVE

Since Fall is almost upon us, it’s time to add a few trusty cardigans to your wardrobe. One of our favorite retailers, REVOLVE has an endless selection of sweaters and we chose ten of our favorite cardigans from their collection! Check out our choices below: Click on each photo for more info! 1. Jecko Knitted Cardigan, $378 The price of this mustard-colored cardigan is the highest on our list, but we think it’s totally worth it. This sweater is gorgeous, warm and unbelievably comfortable. 2. Miami Beach Duster, $129 This knee-length cardigan is perfect for an early morning stroll along the beach…or through the park…or you know, the closest outdoor area. 3. Jewlina Cardigan, $248 The colors on this 90’s-esque cardigan take…

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Summer Style: 10 Sleeveless Tops Available At Macy’s

Summer is in full swing and that means your wardrobe needs some warm-weather items! Summer is all about the sleeveless tops and if you need to revamp the selection in your closet, we’ve found the perfect place to go: Macy’s. Macy’s has an endless selection of sleeveless tops and we rounded up ten of our favorites that are currently on sale there! Check them out below! Click on each photo for more info! 1. Alfani Tiered Asymmetrical Top, $29 This turquoise blouse is bright and beautiful! We love the tiered, asymmetrical style. 2. Charter Club Printed Sleeveless Top, $20 This floral printed blouse is so pretty and dainty. It would look great at a summer picnic! 3. Vince Camuto Pleated Asymmetrical Top,…

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Faux Thrifted: 10 Vintage-Inspired Graphic Tees At Urban Outfitters

One of the biggest fashion trends right now is anything retro or vintage. If you’re looking to sport some vintage style, one of the best places to find great pieces is at a thrift store. Thrift stores are notorious for carrying vintage tees like the one’s that are majorly in style right now. If you can’t find any vintage tees at your local thrift store – or if you don’t even have a local thrift store – you can always opt for the next best thing. The next best thing is a vintage-inspired graphic tee from any one of your favorite stores. Vintage-inspired graphic tees are shirts that are brand new, but designed to look old and worn, with a…

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Affordable Fashion at H&M: 10 Stylish Sweaters Under $30

Winter is coming! Okay… so winter is actually already here. (Who could resist a Game of Thrones reference?) Everyone wants to stay warm in the winter. Everyone also wants to look good while staying warm in the winter. You’re probably on the hunt for some nice sweaters, but all you can find are expensive ones! From cashmere cardigans to wool pullovers, there are a lot of pricey sweaters out there that just aren’t affordable for most people. Fortunately, we’ve got your back! We looked to one of our “affordable fashion” staples, H&M, and managed to find some great and budget-friendly sweaters. The following are ten stylish sweaters under $30 at H&M: Click on each photo for more info. 1. Rib-Knit…

5 tops to wear with leggings

5 Tops to Wear With Leggings

When we talked about what to wear with leggings, we mentioned that the number one rule to bear in mind is that whatever you wear, it ideally has to cover your crotch.  Sounds simple enough, right? Well, yes, it does: but sometimes the simplest items of clothing can be the hardest to find, so, with that in mind, we’ve sent our officers out to comb the world of fashion and identify some tops to wear with leggings, to keep you on the straight and narrow… 01. Topshop neat-fit chambray shirt Longline shirts are always great tops to wear with leggings, and the humble chambray is something of a modern classic. Topshop’s neat fit chambray isn’t too baggy, but is cut…

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This is not a fashion victim

Not a fashion victim? Time to prove it… Here at The Fashion Police, it’s our job to identify and arrest fashion victims (and then to help them to rehabilitate, obviously: you CAN overcome crimes of fashion, people – it just takes a little bit of time, and a complete change of mindset…), so it’s helpful when people who AREN’T fashion victims make themselves known – which they can now do with the help of this French Connection t-shirt. Of course, SOME people might argue that paying £30 for a t-shirt is the very definition of being a fashion victim, but we’re going to leave that up to you to decide. In the meantime, here are some articles to help you…

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Shirt Story

Shirts. We don’t find ourselves arresting them too often here, because, well, they’re shirts. Seriously, how badly wrong can you go with a classic button-down shirt? Well, we’ll tell you. THIS is how badly wrong you can go: [Buy it here] It’s Moschino. Obviously. Well, it’s not like many other brands would pull a stunt like this, is it? They’ll tell you they’re making a little joke, like, “this is how we made your shirt”, but, as always with Moschino, the real joke is on you, because you just paid £680 for something that looks like the pattern for a shirt rather than the shirt itself. If you’ll buy that, however, you’ll probably buy anything, so how about this one:…

Topshop in blatant ‘Stuck Together Clothes’ crime

Stuck-Together-Clothes: no matter how hard we fight the good fight against them, still brands keep trying to sell us them. Take this, for instance: Two-n-One Bralet tee, £24 We’ll start by stating the obvious: if you REALLY want to wear a bra over the top of your t-shirt, just do it. By which we mean, take a bra, take a t-shirt, wear one of them over the other: done. You don’t actually NEED a special “bralet tee” to achieve this look, do you? And yet somehow Topshop thinks you do. They think you wouldn’t be capable of putting this, er, “look”, together on your own, so they’ve helpfully done it for you. And you will pay them for this. Actually,…

Full time fashion blogger? Here’s a sweatshirt just for you…

‘Full Time Fashion Blogger’ sweatshirt, £25 at River Island Are there seriously so many full time fashion bloggers out there that there’s a need for dedicated clothing, just for them? Apparently so: or maybe River Island just think there are enough people who WANT to be full-time fashion bloggers for this sweatshirt to be funny/ironic/whatever. There’s no doubt in our minds that, despite repeated rumours of the “death” of blogging, more people than ever are jumping on board the fashion blog bandwagon these days: we suspect recent articles suggesting that top fashion bloggers are making millions of dollars from their blogs have a lot to do with that. If, however, you’re not impressed with the increasing number of fashion-blogger-wannabes, don’t worry,…

The Emperor’s New Tops by Topshop Boutique

[All items: Topshop] “Hmmm,” we thought, “Those are some cute sweatshirts. Bit pricey at £50 each, mind you, but still: unusual colours, inoffensive enough shapes…. Nope, no crime being committed here, that’s for sure!” Then we clicked on to the model images, and… Oh. It’s like that, is it. The visible labels are the best, aren’t they? They really make the outfit, you know? So edgy! Now, we hate to point out the glaringly obvious here, and we do realise that these are (probably) intended to be layered over other items, but even so, there’s just no getting away from the fact that these garments are almost invisible to the naked eye. They’re just one small step away from wearing…

Closet Heroes: The Breton Top

A closet hero is an item of clothing which, once purchased, quickly becomes indispensable to its owner. Here at TFP, we don’t believe that there are particular items which “every woman” should own: we’re all too different to need or want exactly the same clothes. We do, however, believe that most people have their own closet heroes, and in this regular column, we’ll be sharing some of ours: and hopefully some of yours, too. Today it’s the turn of… The Breton Top: a closet hero? Hello, I’m Amber, a.k.a the Chief of Police, and I’m addicted to Breton tops. Or ANY kind of striped top, really. Of course, as with all of the items featured in this series, I realise it’s all…

Dorothy Perkins laser cut flowers top

High Street Hero: Dorothy Perkins laser cut flowers top

Dorothy Perkins laser cut flowers top, £32 An intricate, laser cut top isn’t something you generally find in the £30-or-thereabouts price bracket, so when we saw this one at Dorothy Perkins, we decided to nominate it as a High Street Hero. What’s a High Street Hero? It’s one of those items you find on the high street (Well, d’uh), which stand out from the crowd for one reason or another: either they look more expensive than they are, they’re the kind of quality you don’t always find from the price…or you just really like the look of them. This top falls into the third category for us. We haven’t seen it in the “flesh”, so we can’t speak to the…

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Ugly shirts arrested by Fashion Police

Late last night  Fashion Police officers, acting on an anonymous tip-off, conducted a raid on a website believed to be harbouring a secret crime ring of ugly shirts. It started off innocently enough: Well, OK, maybe “innocent” is the wrong word here. It’s also possible this just looks innocent to us NOW, in light of what came afterwards. Because let’s face it: this shirt looks like it lost its own arms in some horrible accident (perhaps the blue heart killed them?), and had to have them replaced with these bad prosthetics. It’s nothing, however, compared to this: We don’t know about you, but this is one take on the monochrome trend we WON’T be adopting this season. Or not unless…

cropped tops

Style Trial: Cropped tops

Cropped tops: they let you crop it like it’s hot. Apparently. (Get this one at ASOS) Who loves cropped tops? Judging by the responses we’ve had when we’ve asked this question in the past, the answer to that question would be NO ONE. NO ONE loves cropped tops: or not anyone we’ve met, anyway. Someone out there must absolutely love them, though, because, once again, our officers have noticed a dramatic upswing in crop top sightings: in fact, we’re starting to think we might need some kind of special ops task force in order to deal with it. Cropped tops, of course, are one of those things that come in and out of fashion fairly often: about as often as…

Kate Middleton portrait

Kate Middleton portrait helps sell French Connection tops

  Let’s talk about that Kate Middleton portrait for a second, shall we? Now, we don’t advocate body/face snarking. At all. In fact, we find it totally depressing when we ask the ladies and gentlemen of the Fashion Police Jury what they think of a celebrity outfit, and get a bunch of comments on their face/figure/how old they look, etc, etc. These are things the celebrities (mostly) can’t do much about, you see, and as for the “OMG SHE LOOKS SO OLD!” comments, well, people get old. It happens. It’ll even happen to you one day, if you’re lucky. In this case, though, we feel no compunction about commenting on Kate Middleton’s face because, well, THAT ISN’T KATE MIDDLETON’S FACE,…

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The Ugliest Tops of 2012

So far in our 2012 crime retrospective, we’ve shown you the ugliest dresses and the scariest skirts. The dresses can stand alone, but you’re probably wondering what on earth you’d wear WITH all those ugly skirts, huh? Well, wonder no more: here are some of the ugliest shirts and tops of 2012 (in our opinion at least): you’ll find our original posts about them here.

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Clothes Ripper targets If Six Was Nine bolero jacket

Oh dear. If any of you ever doubted how dangerous the fashion criminal known only as The Clothes Ripper is, this should offer all the proof you need. This item, you see, used to be a bolero jacket. That would’ve been bad enough on its own, but a quick visit from The Clothes Ripper and now it just looks like it’s vomiting fabric into the lap of anyone who wears it: It’s a sad, sad world when people will do things like this to innocent clothes. Remember to call The Fashion Police if you witness a crime like this one! [Buy it]

sheer ruffled blouse

Ruffles Gone Wrong

In calling this crime “Ruffles Gone Wrong” we feel we really have to address the fact that they rarely ever go RIGHT, do they? We don’t often meet a ruffle we don’t hate, and this is no exception, mostly because it looks like the result of a bad accident in a Victorian lampshade factory. Could it ever be redeemed? Is there a way to wear it without looking like Lord Byron’s less-stylish sidekick? We honestly doubt it, but we’d love to see you try. In the meantime, we think we might just go ahead and add ruffles to our list of “Things That Almost Always Create a Fashion Crime”. We’re just amazed the model wasn’t also wearing peep toe boots! Oh…

hard edges fringe top

Crime of Fashion? Hard Edges Fringe Top

Well, it looks like a lot of fun, we’ll give it that. It.. doesn’t look much like a TOP, though, does it? Which is an issue. We’ve always believed that if an item of clothing doesn’t instantly LOOK like an item of clothing, and if it doesn’t fulfil any of the functions normally associated with items of clothing (Keeping you warm, covering your naked body, that kind of boring, old-fashioned stuff…) there’s a good chance we’re dealing with a crime of fashion. In this case? We think there’s a pretty good chance we’re dealing with a crime of fashion here. Just in case you’re in any doubt about this, we present this important piece of evidence, in the form of the product…

ASOS penis blouse

ASOS “penis blouse” is a big hit on Facebook, Twitter

Some of you may be seeing a perfectly innocent grey blouse here, with a charming coral trim. Others, however, are seeing something a little less sweet and innocent: this blouse has been christened the “penis blouse” (or other, slightly more crude variations) by people on Twitter and Facebook today, and we’ve seen it so many times now we figured it was time we stepped in and arrested it. So, in the words of Rolf Harris: can yer see what it is yet? [Buy it here for £30]