OK, what’s with all of the scary shoes lately? Did the fashion world implement some ruling that all footwear must now look like a predator from Silent Hill? Did we miss that memo? These Burberry Prorsum numbers look like they could do some serious damage if they put their mind (or rather, their toes) to it. More than that, though, they just scare us, for some indefinable reason. Did the Fashion Police once find themselves on the wrong end of an extremely pointed toe as children, in an incident they’ve now blocked from memory? Who knows. If you just know that you love these and want to buy them, however, you can click here to do it – they’re £582 at Louisa Via Roma.