Just a quick reminder, readers: SAY NO TO THE SMOCK. Otherwise you too could end up looking as dazed and confused as this girl, who’s wondering how the hell it came to pass that she spent £185 on a designer dress and ended up in a Victorian nightgown that’s been hacked off mid-thigh. We’ve no answers for her, but we do have answers for YOU, if you’re wondering where you can buy yourself one of these. Why, ASOS, of course! Click here to do it.