…Fashion Police Report…
Filed By: Officer Simone
Item: RM Phobos Dress
Arrested at: Net-a-Porter
Accused of: Making hips and butt look unacceptably big
Fashion Police comments: We know we’ve said it before, but when an item of clothing even makes the mannequin look fat, you know you’re looking at a Crime of Fashion. This one looks just about passable when you see it on its on, but place it on the model and she looks like she couldn’t find anything to wear so she just stepped inside an item of furniture and hauled it up around her waist. The fact that she paid $2650 for the privilege doesn’t bear thinking about…
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