Oh no, don’t you just hate it when this happens? There you are, out for the first time in your fabulous new Prada shoes, and whoops! You step in a big old dog-turd, which instantly sticks to your stiletto heel! Except…wait. It can’t be. It is! This "dog turd" is actually part of the shoe! And it’s actually not a turd, either: it’s a "flower". That may be soon, but it’s not exactly the kind of flower we’d want to see on our shoes, Prada, and even without it, these just don’t come up to your usual high standards. We’re troubled.