Prada’s flower-heel Mary Jane shoes come complete with dog turd


Oh no, don’t you just hate it when this happens? There you are, out for the first time in your fabulous new Prada shoes, and whoops! You step in a big old dog-turd, which instantly sticks to your stiletto heel! Except…wait. It can’t be. It is! This "dog turd" is actually part of the shoe! And it’s actually not a turd, either: it’s a "flower". That may be soon, but it’s not exactly the kind of flower we’d want to see on our shoes, Prada, and even without it, these just don’t come up to your usual high standards. We’re troubled.

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  • February 16, 2008

    Rachel H

    I think the idea is pretty cute. OK, the pair of shoes in the picture above is pretty ugly in its execution, but they have some others in the floral line (like the one pictured here:, which are a lot better.

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