Pencey Knot Leggings: for really hot knees

These Are Not Leggings

OK, we think there must be a spelling error in the product description on these: Shopbop has them down as “knot leggings”, but surely they must mean “not leggings”. Because they’re not, are they? Leggings, that is. Sure, they probably USED to be leggings. But when the terrible series of events that caused them to end up with NO KNEES happened, they ceased to be “leggings” as we know them, and became simple “crimes of fashion.” Sad.

Oh, and what would you wear with your Knot Leggings, readers? Why, you’d wear your peep-toe boots of course! OF COURSE.

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