OK, Paris, we realise that you’re a hardened Fashion Criminal and all, but we’ve pulled you up on this before. Last time we caught you wearing yourself on your chest, our readers agreed that yes, this was indeed a crime against fashion. Maybe they’ll have changed their minds this time around, who knows: all we have to say is that once could be called an "accident", but twice is starting to look deliberate. Are you trying to start yourself a trend here, Paris? And how many of these "Me!" shirts do you own, anyway?
Now, I’m not sure about this. Is it a crime of fashion, do you think, to wear a picture of your own face on your shirt? What if the face (and shirt) in question belongs to Paris Hilton, who has clearly not started her "dress like a lady" regime quite yet? Is that a crime of fashion? Um, narcisistic, much? Come to think of it , if anyone wears a shirt with Paris Hilton’s mug plastered all over it, is it a crime of fashion then? I really think it could be, you know. What do you think?