Crime of Fashion: Office’s ‘Loopy’ pink elastic sandals

Office_sandals No, we haven’t gone plundering a store selling "sensible" sandals for old age pensioners: we found these in Office. Yes, Office. And OK, they were on sale (£10 per pair folks, roll up, roll up!), but even so, we think they’d have to offer to pay us to wear these, and even then the answer would be, "Are you freaking kidding us?"

Obviously someone will come along soon to tell us that these are "comfy" as all hell, but seriously, people, if you’re not a pensioner, and you’re not registered blind, we can’t think of a single reason why you’d want to wear these, can you?

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