Jumpers are so difficult for me to get right, though. …

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Jumpers are so difficult for me to get right, though. Anybody else here curvy? Any tips? Chunky or boyfriend makes me look two sizes bigger. Anything that fits the waist is stretched to capacity in the old chesticle department. High necked gives me uniboob and feeling like force-meat in a sausage skin. Everything else makes me hot/sweaty/itchy. I end up wearing an awful lot of cardigans instead. Sigh

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