Not. A. Dress. Part 2: ASOS lace maxi dress

"Dont look at me, don't look at me..."

This model is sulking. She’s turned her back on the world – particularly the fashion world – and she’s done it because what she’s wearing here is NOT A DRESS. It’s a lace curtain worn on top of a pair of knickers. Or is it?

Whoops, our mistake: it’s a body suit. That changes everything. In fact, now that the poor model knows she’s NOT being photographed in nothing more than a lace curtain and her undies, she’s all happy. Look!


(Click here to buy it for £55)


  • September 8, 2010


  • September 8, 2010

    Rock Hyrax

    From the video, it looks like the dress is all sheer lace – the first picture was indeed the model just in knickers and dress, but they allowed her to cover her boobs up for photographing the front.

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  • September 9, 2010


    I keep seeing these type of long dresses posted on this blog but I still haven’t seen a single soul wearing them, whether with knickers only or with clothes underneath. Good to know the world isn’t as dumb as those designers.

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