Way the hell back in the 70s, and possibly in other eras too, for all we know, there was a "fashion" for decorating your bathroom with matching sets of fug. Knitted toilet seat covers were perhaps the most puzzling of these items (Because, why? Why does your toilet seat need a cover? Does it get cold? Does it get lonely? Again: WHY?), but the most disgusting of the set by far was the floor "protector", which fitted around the base of the toilet, and was used to catch any "drips" that should fall on it. We’re feeling slightly sick just thinking about this. Sorry.
We have no idea what these items were actually called, of course, but what we do know is that this poncho looks just like one.
And now we feel really sick…