Crimes of Fashion, Trousers/Pants

Modelling Is Hard: ‘Dress Monster’ Chambray Denim Jumpsuit

“Dear Diary,

No one told me modelling would be like this. When I became a model, I thought it would be glamorous. I thought I’d be meeting beautiful people and wearing beautiful clothes, and now look at me! I’m dressed like an inmate from the Fashion Police jail! Or a lunatic asylum.”

baggy denim jumpsuit from ASOS

“And I look fat, don’t I? Or do I just look like a Teletubby? Or a toddler? The photographer keeps calling me Tinky-Winky, so maybe that’s it. And I’m like, ‘OK, let’s see YOU try to smile when you’re dressed like this, hey?’ Also, they made me wear peep-toe boots. With ankle socks. Because, like, I didn’t look bad enough before, obviously.”

peep toe boots with ankle socks


sad jumpsuit model


“Oh, you think it’s funny, do you? That’s it, I’m turning my back.”

saggy denim jumpsuit

“I’m also firing my agent.”

“Oh, and just in case this wasn’t enough of an embarrassment, they also filmed me walking down the catwalk in this thing. I DID NOT SMILE. I refused to smile. Instead, I used my facial expression to convey exactly how I feel about this “outfit”. I should TOTALLY be an actress, you guys, I’m not joking…”

(Don’t worry, folks, this model has been taken to a Fashion Police safe-house, where she’s recovering from her ordeal. Our thanks go to Fashion Police reader Sara for alerting us to this flagrant abuse of an innocent model.)

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