Oh, Marc. Well, we have to hand it to you – you don’t give up, do you? You’ve been trying to flog your "boots that look like socks" to us for a long time now, but you may as well be flogging a dead horse as far as The Fashion Police are concerned, because NO, Marc. Just no. We’re not going to be buying these strange, hybrid shoes anytime soon. Or ever, just to make that clearer for you. Not even when you make the sock element out of fish net.
Those of you who do want to slip your feet into these will have to cough up $475 at Piperlime. We hope it’s worth it.