Liz Hurley dresses her son in a bikini, is out of her tiny mind


Far be it for us to describe a mere child as a fashion criminal. I mean, it’s not their fault that their crazy-ass parents sometimes like to make them wear clothes they wouldn’t put on the dog, is it? No, I blame the parents, and specifically? I blame Liz Hurley. The child in the picture above, you see, is her son, Damian. He is a man-child, but you wouldn’t know that, would you, because Liz done dressed him up as a girl. Then she posted the picture on her website. And I thought I was unlucky when my parents made me wear those flared dungarees that time…

Pity poor Damien Hurley, people. His mother has now removed the picture from her site due to "public outrage", but has refused to comment. I guess little Damian will be leaving home the second he hits 18…


  • July 23, 2007


    Liz hurley is seriously disturbed….

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  • August 9, 2008


    How old is he? If he choose to wear it, then I don’t think there is anything wrong with letting him wear it, but posting a photo on her web-site is another.

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