No no no no no. How could anyone look …

Comment on Style Stealer: Lily Allen’s Topshop floral dress by Stephanie!.

No no no no no. How could anyone look in the mirror and think, “Hmm, this dress is great – I’ll buy it.”?? And how could they then take it home, try it on and then decide to wear it in public? Fashion police, have you not made an arrest?

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Like the Vanilla Ice intro. And how fortunate it is that I am wearing my Karen Millen dress (black and white crochet, currently in their sale, grrr) and black ballet pumps for indoor use only. In fact, I have just got back from a nice Sunday lunch / walk, and my husband has kindly cleaned by black knee high heeled boots (also from Karen Millen)which were rather mudded from the canal towpath. I must get some wellies. I still have on my black Biba coat (vintage I guess as I bought it yonks ago) because I am cold. Do I pass the fashion police test??


Fashion Police Checkpoint: What are you wearing?
Like the Vanilla Ice intro. And how fortunate it is that I am wearing my Karen Millen dress (black and white crochet, currently in their sale, grrr) and black ballet pumps for indoor use only. In fact, I have just got back from a nice Sunday lunch / walk, and my husband has kindly cleaned by black knee high heeled boots (also from Karen Millen)which were rather mudded from the canal towpath. I must get some wellies. I still have on my black Biba coat (vintage I guess as I bought it yonks ago) because I am cold. Do I pass the fashion police test??


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I bought a Wolford shirt “body” – available in white or black – see their website for mail order. Just love those nifty little poppers! It looks great with a suit, black trousers (yep, I own them too)or even jeans. Tip = buy a size smaller than you usually are, as they come up big big big.


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