Lanvin make prosthetic legs, whoops, we mean “boots”


If they were just boots pretending to be shoes, their crime would be bad enough, but as it is, these Lanvin creations are boots pretending to be… legs. Gulp.

We found these over at Carrie’s Shoe Review, where they’re described as "prosthetic legs" – an assessment that we can only agree with. They’ll look strange enough on your legs, but can you imagine how they’ll look strewn "sexily" across your bedroom floor? Imagine bringing someone home and having them wander into the bedroom only to discover what will surely look like mutilated body parts lying on the floor – scary!

Actually, come to think of it, you may not want to wear them, but they’d make an excellent Halloween prop!


  • March 7, 2008

    Miss Britt

    Oh God I can hear the crazy old women now:
    “Look! You can wear strappy shoes in the snow and stay warm!”
    Ewwwww. Ew. EWWWW.

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  • March 8, 2008


    These are really offputting.

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  • March 13, 2008

    Weirdo Finn

    Strange, but sexy. The shape of the boots looks great.

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  • October 1, 2008


    At least you don’t have to worry about having your legs waxed…

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  • October 31, 2008


    Thanks for the link! 🙂
    They are just hideous aren’t they??

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