Celebrity Fashion

Kristin Cavallari and Erin O’Connor latest victims of “feet snatcher”. Fashion Police investigating.

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Two more celebrities have fallen victim to the fashion criminal known only as ‘The Foot Snatcher’. So far, Janet Jackson, Kim Kardashian and Katie Holmes have all had feet snatched by the dastardly villain, and this week our anonymous snatcher can add two more names to his list – those of Kristin Cavallari and Erin O’Connor, both of whom were spotted by Fashion Police officers out and about without feet.

What’s especially tragic about these latest cases is that the celebrities in question were wearing fairly cute outfits before the snatching took place. Now their trousers legs are going to get filthy trailing along the ground. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?

(Thanks to Sophie for reporting the Kristin picture!)

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Kristin Cavallari: How we suffer in the name of fashion…

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Hi, Kristin Cavallari! You’re not particularly well known here in the UK, so we had to Google you to find out who the hell you are, but let us just say that you are really pretty. And we love your dress! It’s all floaty and feminine, and you look confident and comfortable in it, which is the main thing, right? It suits you.

We were just wondering, though, how the old feet are holdin’ up this morning? You know, after that whole, "almost severing your toes in painful shoes" thing last night. Again, pretty shoes, but HOW DID YOU WALK IN THEM, Kristin? Were you carried home? Well, it was very brave of you to give it a shot, anyway, but next time we’d suggest something that won’t make people wince every time they glance at your feet. Hope they feel better soon.

love,
The Fashion Police

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